You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
