I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
He better not be in your backpack
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm both gender and math confused
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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