Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
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I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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