Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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