I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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