wrigley field is MILF paradise
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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