DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
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I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
It was a blind-side dick pic.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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