return my video game
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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