THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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