The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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