Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
ttyl tear gas
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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