So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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