Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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