Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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