the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
How's work?
Spinning.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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