But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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