there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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