Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
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Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
how drunk are you?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.