I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer