She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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