But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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