Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
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