brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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