i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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