He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
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I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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