i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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