what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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