Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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