everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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