his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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