4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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