but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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