I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
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there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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