nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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