The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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