I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I am midnight drunk by noon
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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