This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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