I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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