: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I didn't shave. On purpose
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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