Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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