How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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