2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
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he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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