My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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