just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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