This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
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Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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