i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
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You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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