She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you traded sex for a burrito?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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