Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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