you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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