Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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