I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
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Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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