yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Randomize
