who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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