Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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