why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Less talking, more tequila
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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