? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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