Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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