yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Randomize