dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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