love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
